Safecracker Voltzmann | The Professionals

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Safecracker Voltzmann | The Professionals
Weird, quirky, unhinged; a few words that describe The Professionals' safecracker and technical mastermind. When she is not mumbling to herself about the flawed assumptions inherent within the profit maximization paradox, Safecracker serves as a morally questionable but highly efficient 'fundraising expert.' She enjoys short walks on pavement, the sound of cable ties being fastened, and testing explosive prototypes under immense pressure.
Don't blow it. DO blow the bomb though, okay? We do want that.


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